Green card with white text 'Dear Santa, Please define good. Thanks.' on a white background

Dear Santa, Please Define Good Christmas Card

£2.85
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Green card with white text 'Dear Santa, Please define good. Thanks.' on a white background

Dear Santa, Please Define Good Christmas Card

Please Define Good, please let me be on the list!

£2.85
Product Information

For those whose spot on the "Nice List" requires a bit of a technical loophole. If you’re not a traditionalist when it comes to the holidays, this is the exact energy your festive greetings need. The 'Dear Santa, Please Define Good' Christmas Card swaps out the usual sugary-sweet sentiments for a brilliant dose of cheekiness.

Designed by the minimalist creatives at Twin Pines, this card speaks directly to the modern holiday realist, the self-proclaimed troublemaker, or anyone who knows that "good" is entirely subjective. It’s the ultimate seasonal greeting for friends, siblings, or partners who appreciate an alternative, lighthearted approach to the annual Christmas countdown.

True to the signature Twin Pines style, this card leans heavily on bold, text-focused typography rather than over-the-top holiday clutter. Featuring crisp white lettering set against a vibrant, festive dark green background, the card plainly states: 'Dear Santa, please define "good". Thanks.' The message does all the heavy lifting on the outside, while the interior is left completely blank so you can write your own personal confession, festive jokes, or warm wishes.

Material

Produced from sustainable sources and recycled materials. Supplied with recycled envelope.

Dimensions

A6 sized card measuring - H 148mm x W 105mm

Delivery + Returns

Standard UK delivery is charged at £3.95, and free for orders over £60. Next working day delivery is available at checkout.

We aim to dispatch in stock orders by the next working day. Orders are sent by Royal Mail or where necessary by courier.

You can also collect this item in store - please select this option at checkout and wait for our email to let you know it is ready to collect!

MADE IN THE UK

Ohh Deer cards are designed by a range of talented artists and printed in the UK on beautiful quality sustainable card stocks.

Meet the Maker: Ohh Deer

Since 2011, Ohh Deer has been collaborating with talented designers and illustrators to produce their ranges of witty, funny and heartfelt cards for all occasions.

Founders Jamie Mitchell and Mark Callaby started the business from a successful illustration blog, to bring these artists to a wider audience through everyday paper goods.

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